Bitch Poe-lease T-Shirt – Gothic Poe Literary Humor Tee

Nevermore has sarcasm looked this good.

 

Our Bitch Poe-lease T-Shirt brings literary wit to the dark side — featuring a pop-art portrait of Edgar Allan Poe looking unimpressed (as usual) beneath a cheeky pastel banner. This design perfectly blends dark academia energy, gothic humor, and Pop Gothic’s campy aesthetic, creating a statement piece that’s equal parts clever and chaotic.

Made from soft, breathable 100% cotton, this unisex oversized boxy tee delivers comfort worthy of even the most tortured writer. The relaxed fit and dropped shoulders make it ideal for lounging, book browsing, or brooding dramatically in a candle-lit corner.

100% Soft cotton | Oversized fit | Unisex gothic apparel | Pop Gothic certified poetic sass

Perfect for literature lovers, goth fashion fans, and pun enthusiasts, this Edgar Allan Poe shirt is the ultimate gift for anyone fluent in sarcasm and symbolism.

Because sometimes, the only proper response is — Bitch, Poe-lease.

Product features
- 100% cotton for solid colors ensuring softness and breathability.
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed fit that enhances comfort.
- Durable double needle stitching around sleeves, neck, and hem for long-lasting wear.
- Fabric composition varies for different colors, giving versatility in style.
- Medium weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) provides a comfortable feel without being too heavy.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean